i always forget that some people don’t follow me back because i have a whole imaginary friendship with them in my head so i’m sorry if i inappropriately reply to one of your posts it’s because i forget we’re not friends
Atheists are routinely asked how people will know not to rape and murder without religion telling them not to do it, especially a religion that backs up the orders with threats of hell. Believers, listen to me carefully when I say this: When you use this argument, you terrify atheists. We hear you saying that the only thing standing between you and Ted Bundy is a flimsy belief in a supernatural being made up by pre-literate people trying to figure out where the rain came from. This is not very reassuring if you’re trying to argue from a position of moral superiority.
he is not hotter than christina hendricks.
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]
HORRIFIED SCREAM
literally
- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
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